Lindsay Lohan filled in for Chelsea Handler and hosted Monday night's "Chelsea Lately" on E!
"As you all know, for the past 90 days I've been on a lovely court-ordered vacation in Malibu," the actress joked while opening her monologue.
"I've been through a lot lately and I have a lot of people to thank for that," she continued. "Most notably the celebrities who kept the tabloid industry alive in my absence."
Like Kanye West for "acting like a baby and making a baby" and Justin Bieber for "peeing where you shouldn't, spitting where you shouldn't and wearing your pants where you shouldn't."
See who else she specifically thanks — and why — below:
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